so there I was

You don't have to be a pedlar to tell us about pedlars that you've seen, what were they selling? Where? Were they doing ok?
Did you kiss them? It's national 'Kiss a pedlar' year of 2019!
<-- Don't kiss him though, yuk!
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so there I was

Post by Ian Pedlar » Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:45 pm

Stand accused of not 'acting like a pedlar'

The witness was a town official who took the stand

'He stood in one place for more than fifteen minutes your worships! clearly not acting as a pedlar!'

I was allowed to take the stand.

Your worships, I am a pedlar.

I have a pedlars certificate

Showing me to be of sound character

protected by the law

I accuse this person of treason!

having tried to make laws that do not exist!

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Re: so there I was

Post by Paul B Virgo » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:58 pm

Ha ha good luck with that one Sir Ian , authority tend to circle the wagons if one of their number is threatened . On a serious note I've always found magistrates to reasonable folk , they are by and large business men and women from the local community , the one you have to watch is the clerk to the Magistrates , its his job to advise them on 'legal' matters .

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